- Can I got to lunch now?
You can go to lunch when you're goddamn done with your work.
- When can I get a raise?
Jesus effin' Christ! You don't even come close to working enough to earn your current salary.
- Where's the break room?
Break room?!? You think we have a break room? You already don't work. Why the hell do you need another room to not work in?
- Can I go home yet?
- When did you want that done?
Yesterday, you moron!
- Can I get some help on ...?
Why the hell do you think I hired you? You're paid to do my work for me. Do your effin' job, and quit trying to pass the buck.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
I hear a lot of funny things come out of my employees' mouths. The sense of entitlement is just fabulously funny. Here are some of my favorites: