Sunday, September 4, 2011
Why is there a holiday called "Labor Day"? Isn't it just a little assinine to call it a day of work when you give people a day off. I'd understand it better if it were a day where women could deliver their babies, or people got to repair roads for a day with the chain gang. But firing up the grill and relaxing is the exact opposite of what I consider "labor." It's a royal waste of time. There's only one holiday that's worth anything: Boss's Day. Give thanks that you even have a job, and do some actual work this Labor Day.